some lame fuck had the nerve to spit on my girly parts for lube and i threw him the hell out.
you do not spit on a girl's girly parts.
i scared a dude out of screwing me by pulling out a 8" curved knife with super sharp spikes on the handle from under my pillow.
ummm, ummmm, when i was in labor, i had to pee in to a toilet that had a seive type strainer thing in the bowl and when i wiped this giant 3 foot long, 2 inch wide brown-green booger came out of my crotch. it's called a mucous plug and it's the most disgusting thing you men will ever see come out of your woman ever. EVER.