[Codiekitty]

Transformers 2007 - Wasn't quite as bad as Protoclown said it was, but it was still pretty bad. He covered pretty much everything there was to cover. I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in any fight scene, especially the last where all the Transformers look the same and I half-expected one of them to go "Woah, I'm on your side!" If I were more of a Transformers fan that I am, I probably would have been all-out offended by this movie.

Spiderman 3 - I'm still undecided if this was worse than Transformers or not. Mary Jane is a jealous slut, Toby Maguire always had the stupidest grin on his face, and Thomas Hayden Church looked like he was trying to push his skull out of his head the entire movie. The part with Peter getting high off Venom did the impossible and managed to be even more painful to watch than the sneaking-in-the-backyard-masturbation-chat scene in Transformers. At the least the final fight scene was comprehendable, and the cookie jar comment was funny.