[JediScum]

I am a cook... not a chef. There is a difference. The most hilarious being asking a "Chef" if they are a cook. Watch 'em freak out. And I've only met one, maybe two, people I'd give the honor of Chef.

Washing dishes does suck but it's part of the job sometimes if you choose to be in food service. As is suggesting to people not to turn off a burner on the stove because you are cooking pasta that THEY WILL NEED tomorrow, just because said burner is part of them leaving at nine pm, when you leave at 12-1am.

and no, I don't get "mad laid". We work behind the scenes. A cook's best friend is a bartender, most times.