People who quote me right before I edit my posts to say something completely different
I really can't properly articulate my hatred for restaurants in general whether they're some mom-and-pop back-alley shithole or a 5-star joint where Gordon Ramsay personally comes out and gives you a blowjob
Eating in these places is nothing but a fucking chore and I have to really fight the urge to urinate under the table before I leave