[Sethomas]

Sometimes, I say things in real life.

"Man, you bisexuals have it so easy. I can't so much as admit to donating blood in this town because then people will know that I've never had a gay sexual encounter, and then they'll accuse me of being homophobic because I've never had anal sex with a dude. I'll be like, 'Sorry! I just want to make the world a better place!' and they'll be all like 'you want to make the world a better place, yet you're too homophobic to fuck (points at random guy) that guy in the ass? You're failing, Seth.'"