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Originally Posted by Preechr
Now now... We all know that when you drop a regular bomb on a house, only the bad guys get killed, and it's painless for them. Regular bombs are packed with candy and flowers, not bad stuff like phosphorus. When a bad guy gets killed by a regular bomb, all the children he was holding hostage get the candy that's left over, instead of being horribly disfigured by sticky, burny chemicals.
There are also no chemicals in low-yield tactical nukes... just concentrated sunshine!
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Exactly. And when suicide bombers blow up at mosques, weddings and such, their bombs are designed with special "Infidel killer" powder that only blows up the non Islamic facists and gives everyone else a nice healthy tan and white teeth.