[MattJack]

A train wreck is a disaster of epic proportions or a complete failure. Like when you have a pregnant bum begging for a burger at White Castle that tries to guilt you by sayin things like, "I gotta feed my baby. Let me have one of your burgers."

A cluster fuck is just an unorganized mess. Too many chiefs, not enough indians. Runnin around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Hope this settles s*it