[LordSappington]

I've lately started freaking out and becoming intensely uncomfortable the instant I realize that my hair has grown just past the point that I think I need a haircut. At this point, I'm inconsolable; even my girlfriend's insistence that longer hair looks 'Cuter on you', I almost rabidly insist on getting a haircut. This is made even worse by my indecisiveness on how I should get my hair cut, to the point where I tell whoever is cutting my hair to 'Please use your judgement. I'm scared and confused about my hair and how to style it.'

So far it's actually worked fairly well.