[Kitsa]

First, I'm over the flu.

Second, I didn't get the stay-puft pajamas because the reviews said it sucked and that's a lot of money for something that sucks.

Third, I don't know why my face is on a dildo.

Fourth, my kid wants a My Little Pony cake for her third birthday. Specifically one with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie. I find myself sad that Willie is not here to consult on this.