[MetalMilitia]

I went to a McDonalds in central Bournemouth and it was horrible. It was extremely dull and ugly inside with several undesirables lurking around the edges with their bastard overweight children. It took ages to queue and the whole time there was some creepy French guy staring at my girlfriend, making us both feel really uncomfortable. Once we finally got our food it was pretty warm but tasted dreadful. The final straw was when I found a long hair cooked inside my burger.

McDonalds is never the finest dining but this experience stands out in my mind as being particularly dreadful.