[Pub Lover]

[15:06] Pub: Hello, would you like to tell people that you don't know, but are assured have displayed all the signs of being moronic, that they are far too stupid for the activities of the Cern LHC to be interesting to them?
[15:07] Seth: oh, hello Internet
[15:07] Seth: in short, I would love to do so.
[15:07] Seth: unfortunately, however, you are being neglected in favor of spending time with a girlfriend whom I actually like (for now).
[15:07] Seth: I'm sorry, Internet.
[15:08] Pub: I perfectly understand. Good luck with her not being crazy & here is hoping the ways she brings ruin to your life are at least enjoyable at the time.