Imagine if you will, Your car breaks down on a deserted dirt road, your cell phone has no service. you decide to go for help. the first house you come across is a huge old mansion. you walk up to the front door ring the door bell the door opens and......THIS JUMPS OUT AT YOU!!!
Its an evil Ghost...er Toast.....
yeah ok so it's not that scary, still you pretend so you don't hurt it's feelings....
entry two of my pun filled entries.