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Machete: Feliz Navidad, Conchita! With Knives, you know! Santa brings you gifts, but I say there mine.
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... All of a sudden a space-time anomaly occurs, and a message comes forth from a vortex along with a waft of zesty citrus.
The message provided relief that there were presents instead of the danger the having something in common with an overemotional Christian Slater movie. Replicant donned her thinking took to figure out how to deal with a more pressing issued named El Machete.
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Perhaps, moustache battle?
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For the meantime, Replicant is able to ward off the deathly machismo of El Machete.
Finding a corner of safety, Replicant sat down her christmas gifts. Ready to open them up.
Before the gifts could be unwrapped, El Machete arrives to snatch the Loot.
But Replicant managed to conjure up a BFG (let's just pretend, shall we) to take El Machete to task.
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"El Machete, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Time to die."
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And to the victor comes the spoils of war.
Legos!
Movies, Chocolate, and more.
All makes a happy geek girl!
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Gracias to the Harry Lime! :D Me and Rod Serling have a date this Friday!  
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