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Mar 18th, 2003, 01:03 PM
NEWS ALERT:
Burning Iraqi bodies will not, as previously thought, be environmentally damaging. New American technology will assure a very efficient clean burning soldier. In other news, Iraqi soldiers have been warned not to obstruct our objective. Their choice to burn is theirs. Alternative options include white flags, and/or staying home and watching the war on television.
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