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King Hadas King Hadas is offline
God Emperor of Brigadoon
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington
Old Mar 29th, 2010, 09:51 PM       
It has been experimenting. Instead of referring to itself as I or me, it has been calling itself it in an attempt to deflate it's bloated ego. It hasn't been easy for it. In sentences it thinks it often mistakes itself for common inanimate objects such as "it," as in talcum powder or "it," as in a bottle of mustard. This can be troublesome since when mistaking itself for "it," as in a bottle of mustard, it takes on a bottles of mustard's most salient feature, that is of course it's inability to feel human remorse. Poor Mr. Wilkins, what happened to you was unfortunate but don't worry, It'll be sure to take real good care of Mrs. Wilkins. Mwa ha ha ha
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