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Old Apr 4th, 2010, 01:08 PM       
He knew the Earth was sinking. Every day it went a little lower, dipping into the pan of space like a ping pong ball in a swimming pool. Soon they would be too far away from the sun - heat, life, warmth, health, sucked away forever. They would be frozen and dead forever, miserable forever. Half of the internet said it was true. The rest called him a lunatic. When both sides verify the story, which one is true?
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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