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King Hadas King Hadas is offline
God Emperor of Brigadoon
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Washington
Old Feb 3rd, 2011, 03:29 AM       
I need to thank Tadao for starting this thread. I really like it.

"Life sure is bleak."

"I don't agree with that," Todd declares passionately to the cracked yellow wallpaper in his one room apartment as the repo man, very slowly, carries his dog Beefers away to the Wellness Dog Food dog food factory. "I didn't even know he could make dog food." Todd moans, pausing for comedic effect. "And I've been paying for it this whole time!" he cries while slapping his forehead. Then, crossing his eyes, he falls to the floor and starts running around in a circle going "Wheeew whew whew whew." He wasn't fooling anyone though, and Beefers was deeply offended.
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