So, the wife went to meet an orthodontist today, to help talk about fixing her face and stuff.
Anyways, trying to be like a regular dentist, when we finished, they gave her a bag of dental goodies. A REALLY cheap toothbrush, a pen, floss and... this bag.
It was in the prize ball from a quarter machine. Conventional wisdom tells me it should be toothpaste, but... I don't think there's anyway in HELL I or she is putting that in our mouth.