[mburbank]

Yeah, you're right, Vinth. It's pretty hard to figure out.

IF YOU CAN'T READ.

1.) Everyone, including Eye Tie, knows you were totally wrong in your childish, uniformed take on the crusades.

2.) It's hard to picture a lightweight religous numbskull like you being allowed to study for the priesthood, so my guess is, like your Submarine letter, you took a fairly meaningless aspect of your life, ie. attending a religous school, and pretended it was something more impressive, like studying to be a priest. As opposed to just, you know, daydreaming about it.

Was that easy enough for you to understand? Here, here's a simpler version.

1.) Vince wrong crusades. Vince dumb.

2.) Vince to dumb to be priest. Vince lie.