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i think i ate pork rinds once in my life and it was on a field trip in elementary school

possibly fifth grade and possibly to jamestown (VA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and the kid was possibly named tobin but everybody called him toby and he was reading a duckman comic at the time and he would always bite his fingernails and also he would eat jell-o with his fingers so he had red fingers with stubby nails and i think he started doing heroin in high school

basically pork rinds are gross and they make you a junkie