BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB
Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o
"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"
Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.