[Rongi]

REAL TALK: when I was 19 I had this crazy girlfriend who believed in mermaids and atlantis and witch spells and stupid shit. every time after we fucked she would ask me if maybe next time i would like her friend to come over. i would always say no, thinking she meant for the three of us to hang out and talk about energy crystals or something gay

it was only after i broke up with her that i realized that she was proposing a threesome. and i turned it down every. single. time.