[Johnny Horton]

HaHaHAH!

The esteemed (by some) New York Times has published a front page apology for one of its (former) reporters.

The smug guy (only right) had been fabricating stories, quotes, etc. for the past four years, and passing it off (chumps) as "all the news that's fit to print."

But when I think about it, did the Times really have to print a front page article to let us know it's been hustling fiction for lo these many years? Hardly.

And the good news here is that the plagiarist/liar is black. That is to say, of African descent, descent being the operative word. I consider it good news for the Afro-American community who will name have new reason to scream racism, muhfug.

If it had not been for the shame of slavery and the on-going and systemic racism so everlastingly ubiquitous in American society, the reporter would never have had to resort to stealing and lying. The Whitey community should be ashamed of themselves for forcing this innocent victim into his hopeless situation. It's enough to make a person just go out in the parkin' lot and just thoi' up ever-whar.

Perhaps he can be nominated for a Pulitzer prize for best objective fiction. But he probably won't be, yet another indication of the pervasive racism that blacks must contend with, day after day. As the insane colonel once said, "The horror. The horror."