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Old Jun 16th, 2014, 11:50 AM       
Alright, so I'm at this chicks place, and we both know we're gonna bang. But she's all shy and stuff so she's like "let's watch a movie in my room" so I'm like yeah, of course. She gathers her DVD collection which was a whopping total of 6 movies. I flick the pile, and it literally goes: chick flick, chick flick, some foreign film, Avatar, chick flick, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
Clearly, my choice was the last film, because it's decent. So the movie is fifteen or so minutes in and we start making out, etc. Then we get to it, but the movies still on. And yeah, I don't know, giving it to some girl and then looking up to see Billy Bob Thornton yelling kind of sends mixed signals to my dick. I mean, sure, he's saying motivational shit half the time but sexing and hearing that gravelly voice doesn't quite add up.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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