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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Brighton & Motherfucking Hove
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Sep 30th, 2004, 05:51 AM
This phenomenon can be expressed as an equation:
James=asshole
(james=asshole) + female poster = (james=new man/nice guy)
Please note for the purposes of this equation 'female poster' encompasses any female, alive, dead or fictional, she-male, fat 40 yr old man in alabama, possibly even some advanced kind of software program, but only in the circumstances that the aforesaid 'female' is online, that is does not exist in any real sense.
Imagine james' own personal sims wank factory, populated by attention-hungry female automatons. Stepford wives porn, if you will.
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 I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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