Well, I just had the awkward event that I was about to retort to someone "yeah, well you're missing out on MY DICK". I had to prevent myself from saying that because it would probably end with someone enjoying my dick, that someone being one upon whom I'd not otherwise grant that honor.
Speaking of enjoying my dick, I really, REALLY wish that I could incorporate this song into the act of initiating conversations with females somehow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQykK_X5kB0
There MUST be a way.