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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
I'm going to have to get a voice recorder for the lines I hear at metalfests.
My favorite thus far has been from a Swedish guy:
Him: "You like Piledriver?"
Me: "Yes, great Canadian metal!"
Him: "You know of this sexual position called piledriver"
Me: pretending not to hear him.
Him: "Have you tried this Piledriver position before?"
Me: "My husband could probably answer that better than I could"

For some reason people fall for those lines. I don't understand it. I always see these ugly guys that look like Snaggletooth with these amazing looking women. Makes my brain hurt.
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