osama bin laden is dead
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
May 20th, 2011, 05:49 PM
They are checking all the porn to see if any hidden messages to al-Qaeda were embedded on said porn. Which opeens a new avenue of excuses about why you are watching porn.
your significant other: What are you doing there?!
you: uuuh, nothing
YSO: Don't lie to me, I see you looking at porn
you: Honey, I work for the government, I am looking for secret al-Qaeda messages
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