Dr. Boogie has just uncovered what is easily one of the most cynical RPG's ever created. It's an old Sega Genesis game called "Fatal Labyrinth" and you should all check it out.
Oh, and don't forget to eat.
NEW SHORT: "FATAL LABYRINTH: THE MOST CYNICAL RPG!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/fatal-labyrinth
Enjoy!