Her: Hey, do you know where I could get a battery for my digital camera?
Me: Have you tried Staples?
Her: No. Do you think they'd have it? Even Radio Shack didn't.
Me: It's worth a shot. And it's right next door to us.
Her: Hey Boss, do you know where I could get this battery for my digital camera?
Boss: You could try Staples right here. Go now and see if they have it.
Her: OK.
*goes, comes back, all smiles*
Her: They had them! Thanks Boss, you're so smart.
Boss: Yeah, I'm a genius.
Me:
Now YOU post times when you were shafted on the credit you deserved.