[Schimid]

My life's always been pretty easy!

I've never drank, smoked or shot up due to an intense fear of addiction and dependence!

I'm pretty good-looking!

I just got a HUGE cavity filled, which has since vanquished my fear of brain infection!

I went to Ocean City, Colorado, Myrtle Beach and now Los Angeles, all in one Summer!

I'm in a stable 20-month relationship with someone I still love!

While I'm not exactly fit, I'm perfectly healthy!

I know how to defend myself and the ones I care about!

I feel very, very close with all of my friends, even if I don't see them for a while!

I have pinpointed all of my personal issues and am taking steps to correct them!

I am finally realizing my potential and have the backing of my small, incredibly supportive family!

My birthday is coming up!

Are you jealous!