[Black Flag]

man, why do you guys all like little dogs? i want a dog i can do stuff with.

fathom i told my girlfriend we should get a basset hound but she's not a fan of their constant farting, stinking and drooling

from everything i hear cairn terriers make really good companions but they're not the best dogs to go out and play with, which is important cause i'm used to having a lab

also, mr. mockery, i will never EVER have a wiener dog. they're the most annoying, little, mean jerks in the universe