[Archduke Tips]

Jeff,
I know that puking on myself and then making an angry ranting argument about why we should have kegs at the fraternity may seem slightly strange. However, I want to assure you that my state of inebriation will continue for the rest of the chapters this quarter, and further "super senior wisdom" will be bestowed upon the many brothers of Upsilon Pi. In the future, I will try to reduce the vomiting and unnecessary anger in my speeches.

I hope there are no hard feelings.