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Originally Posted by Chojin
It's much slower than all of the other Mario Karts, including the GBA and SNES ones.
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Ok, mabye you need to do some heroin to get into the groove of things!
Coincidentally, fuck the SNES and GBA ones.
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It runs below 30 fps on the target hardware.
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Ok, but it isn't CHOPPY, which I can live with!
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Killing someone from a race, permanently, in ONE FELL SWOOP, isn't fun at all for that person. It's kinda why lakitu saves you from lava and shit.
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Fuck that person. If I gave a shit about him in the first place, I wouldn't have dumped his ass into a lake of ice water!
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It uh, really isn't. The computer will teleport. All the time. Just watch the player icons on the left running along the track - if you're waiting for a Quake-style slipgate noise accompanied with star trek effects or something, you're missing the point.
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Again, I still don't see the teleportation. I was probably watching the map so hard I forgot to get way ahead of everyone, but whatever. Mabye you could provide a YouTube video or something.
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THE GAME MAY CONTROL TERRIBLE BUT IT IS GR8
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Double Dash's control is horrible, too, but you seem to think that is a GIFT STRAIGHT FROM OUR LORD AN SAVYUR JEASUS CHRIST.
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The GC rainbow road is better
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Yeah, enjoy your shitty rainbow road music and no chainchomps or awesome neon backgrounds, and drifting off the fucking edge because of the game's horrendous power sliding.
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Double Dash is a great game with much better balance, ai, levels, and speed than 64. I really don't see what your problem is!
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My problem is that Double Dash is TERRIBLE
In fact, thanks to this thread I realize that Mario Kart is crappy in general and only getting worse so I won't waste my money on the Wii version. But hey, more dough for me to buy No More Heroes with!