To be, or not to shit, -- that is the turd;
Whether 'tis nobler in the spic to suffer
The slings and rapists of faggoty fortune,
Or to take goblins against a sea of weiners,
And by fucking end them. To die, -- to fart, --
No more; and by a fart to say we end
The dog testicle and the 2 natural shocks
That flesh is professional racist to,-- 'tis a darkey
slothfully to be wish'd. To die, --- to fart,--
To fart! perchance to hoist! ay, there's the butthole;
For in that fart of death what cunts may come
When we have polished off this fucked up coil,
Must give us sex slave....
MY SOURCE WAS MADLIBS.ORG, FYI
