[noob3]

we had so many roaches, they LOVED the parmasean. if we didn't cover it, they would like rush to it & dive in it like scrooge mcduck except instead of gold coins it was smelly parmesean which apparently they liked alot

and they liked the salad dressing too one time some college kids were at the buffet and they were like "theres a roach in the 1000 island" and we were like "OH." they left. we just fished the roach out and put it back out on the line