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i'll be nice and only list pets that are living

Paranoia - white and grey male cat. Responds to kitten, because i got him living here with eric, and he has two cats of his own, and everyone always called para 'kitten', cause it was so small. He is still the smallest cat, so it kind of makes sense.

Natasha - female chilean rose-hair tarantula. i get her about two months into eric's and my relationship. i make sure to point out to anyone who comes over than she can walk on the glass and up onto the grate at the top of the cage.

Smudge - grey jersey wooly rabbit. he lives with my parents still. i've had him for a long time. rabbits usually live to be about 5-7 if you're lucky, and smudge is almost 13.