[James]

Nah, the baby spiders were just a small handfull, and we're dealt with. Have had no problems since.

And I'm mad that you've so quickly forgotten where I'm from. Connecticut, remember? Down on the southwest area.

No pictures of the spider. But like I said, it was was reddish-orange on the front half, and brownish on the back (like a dead tree). It had big fangs, and resisted the crush of a Nike Air basketball shoe.