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I used to do that thing on a chat program (can't remember which) where I'd put my profile as a hot young woman and had a chat filter that would change He into She, dick into vagina, tits into nipples, and it would automatically type to one dude what the other dude said to me but with my chat revisions. It was excellent. It'd ultimately slip up and they'd end up talking about long vaginas or something and then freak out, but it was funny as shit.