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Old Dec 10th, 2013, 06:22 PM       
I got my package yesterday from MarioRPG! And a mighty fine package it is (I'll bet all the ladies say that!)



Inside were some books and candy, and what appeared to be a waaaay-too-expensive e-reader!


Whew! The e-reader was Canadian candy and syrup instead! I am relieved, because I would have felt obligated to sleep with MarioRPG otherwise, and I'm not sure I wanted to do that.


My friend Karim found some creepy pictures in the Batmobile book:


But it made a little more sense when I found the note on the back:


Though I don't know why he originally signed it 10,000 Volt. Apparently he is having some kind of identity crisis (on infinite earths).



Thanks, MarioRPG! I'm already familiar with Ready Player One, as it's one of my favorite books, though I didn't have the hardcover version. And I'm sure I will enjoy reading through that Batmobile book, there's all kinds of fun stuff in there! And I greatly look forward to trying the candy too! A job well done indeed!!
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