Hey everyone come on down for some good ol' Kentucky Fried Chicken! Kernel's got a hankerin' for some breasts (chicken, that is!) So don't be shy, COME ON IN for some bible-belt home-style cookin' that you won't soon forget (no retards)! And don't mind the Kernel, I'll just sit in the corner watchin' those healthy young boys eatin' up reaaaal good...