An UPDATE!!!!!
I just got my mail and a letter from my secret santa tells me my guess was indeed correct
So I learned a lot of things in this letter
1) Bothans are discriminated against in the USPS
2) Obi Wan never tells anyone shit
3) Hulk likes to punch old ladies apparently
4) I am about to get a live pig
5) Protoclown hates shopping with the public, and who can blame him
However, he wouldn't hate shopping if he had done so at Mos Eisley Spaceport, where you'll never find a more wretched hive of sales and bargains.
That said there will now be a part 3 of "My Secret Santa, so stay tuned true believers!