I shaved off most of my hair and trimmed my facial hair tonight, I was getting really scruffy due to laziness. I still have the psuedo-goatee (yes, actually "van dyke", I know), but it's a lot cleaner now. All the girls I've talked to have told me to keep it going. :/
Anyway, PIRATES!!
The last three would make a really good animated .gif.
NOW WHAT LADIES OUT THERE COULDN'T LOVE A FACE LIKE THAT??
OH YEAH!! ALL OF 'EM!!