[Jixby Phillips]

Speaking generally here: Do men like watching women masturbate? Yes. Men want to beleive that women are horny animals who will fuck anything, including you. It's also why lesbian porn gets men off as well, and it's also why some guys sometimes like to see a woman with a horse or dog.

Would women like to watch a guy pound away at a fake pussy or a hole in a wall? probably not. I mean never polled any women on this or anything, but I'd think not. I don't think anybody ever masturbated to Jason Biggs putting his penis in a pie. To most women (and men) that's absurd... or it's typical male behavior (same thing). A woman could fuck a clown shoe and 4 out of 5 (straight) men would jerk off to it.

My point? Stop gathering your statistics from porn, and it will help you sleep easier at night. I'm fairly certain (with no facts or evidence to back this up at all) that dildos were invented by MEN. So blame yourself because I know you think that way anyway.