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Originally Posted by Kulturkampf
I am not fat, but I am incredibly stupid.
I do and collect phone numbers of women, and call them, and I have not had sex in a while because I dated a girl from at home and thus was not having sex out here, and I am thinking I want to not have a one night stand so much as I want to have a girlfriend for reasons identical to a dripping cock.
But I had sex three weeks ago, when I broke up with my girlfriend roughly, and ... it was unrpotected. I am wondering if it will drip.
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But...but....
Wouldn't a MANLY MAN BARBARIAN like you not need to do such trivial things as collect phone numbers?! Just impress the girls with your incredible MANLINESS, and they'll be hurling themselves at your feet, begging you to ravish their warm wet gripping flowers! Your Spartan strength will have them running to you in droves, eager to become your concubines!