[WhiteRat]

My house has caught fire six times in six weeks and it's a miracle that I've found all the fires and been able to put them out before they got out of control and burned down the place. One time the fire was in the trash can right outside my back door. Another fire started in the waste basket in my master bathroom. Another one was a grassfire in my front yard. And still another one was in a frying pan on my kitchen stove -- but the stove wasn't on. There was just grease burning in the pan. I'm getting rattled here.