My um, "erotic" dreams never work out right. When they get to the good part, something happens that ruins it. This leads me to believe my subconscious hates me.
My bad dreams are usually not so scary at all in retrospect, but they're better than good dreams, yeah. When I was very young, I dreamt I had this beautiful girlfriend and we went to an awesome amusement park with all my friends. I spent most of the day after that crying and my parents couldn't figure out why. SHUT UP STOP LAUGHING DON'T YOU POINT AT ME CHARLES DAMMIT
