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Originally Posted by glowbelly
just kidding.
1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
If I want to be a man that's my business
2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
I would just show them what they look like
3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
It's my mother
4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
Wrong hole
5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
No, I'd say it was a helpless blind baby old woman with asthma
6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
if you call keeping it up my butt "hiding" then I'd say you're over emotional
7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
breast pump
8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
I wouldn't say either. I'd just ask you back what the hell a snap on account is
9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
I'd say it's all you baby
10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
It would depend on how drunk I was
11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
why yes I do
12. have you read them?
and yes I have. and yes I can. and you can do it too!
13. did you really go to college?
Does anyone REALLY go to college?
14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
I have to say yes to this one
15. do you talk in cliches?
I valk in cliches to zound french no?
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why is the edit on this thing weird