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Bennett Bennett is offline
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
ItalianStereotype, here is a helpful hint, if there is a Domino's Pizza in your area. Order ONE pizza (preferably pepperoni). When it comes eat the whole goddamn thing. Call them back and tell them that it was cold and greasy, and it looked like the driver stopped too fast, because all the cheese and toppings were on one side of the pizza.

They have a No Questions asked Satisfaction guarantee and will send you another pizza for free! (at least they used to). You can get another one with pepperoni probably... eat that and then tell them IT was too greasy... then they'll tell you that you should probably get something other than pepperoni... No problem!!!
Stock your entire fridge with Domino's pizza.

When you get really good at it, you can get them to send you a free pizza without even ordering an initial one. (did that twice).
I swear to God this works.

My roommate also once convinced Hollywood video that he returned "Austin Powers" but he really was just too lazy to take it back, and ended up keeping the movie with no charge on his account.

Oh yeah, I'm eating the brownies out of all my TV Dinners
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