[James]

This thread sucks now. Terra, how about you just fist your roommate while she's sleeping and then pull it out as she starts to wake up and walk out of the room closing the door loudly to snap her to full consciousness? Then she'll be really unsure of what just happened, and if it really happened. And things will be so awkward and she won't know what to do so she'll leave without ever explaining why. Because if she does, and it was all a dream, she seems like a crazy bitch. But if it wasn't a dream, then she'll be too ashamed of herself to deal.

Also, fuck you.